Introducing Hoon Juice – a one-off, never-to-be-repeated custom blended malt Scotch whisky inspired by the foul-mouthed ex-cop and full-time violent headcase, Robert Hoon, from the pages of JD Kirk’s bestselling thriller series.
Lovingly crafted in Scotland, this limited edition whisky isn’t just a drink – it’s a middle finger in a bottle. With a copper foil label featuring a message straight from Hoon himself, every detail is soaked in attitude.
Order now and you’ll get:
A 500ml bottle of Hoon Juice limited edition custom blended malt Scotch whisky.
A letter from Bob Hoon, complete with his brutally honest (and foul-mouthed) tasting notes.
Two bar-ready beermat-style coasters printed with some of Hoon's most savage one-liners.
A custom hessian bag featuring a whisky-related quote from Bob's first solo book, NORTHWIND.
This isn’t just Scotch. It’s Hoon Juice. And, with a strictly limited run of only 1000 bottles being produced, when it’s gone, it’s gone.
Please note - Hoon Juice will not grant you Bob's near-indestructibility, or empower you to take on an international criminal cartel more or less single-handedly. (Although it might make you feel like you can.)
Bought as a gift for a massive JD Kirk fan. Was really well received but they haven't opened it yet as far as I'm aware.
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Emma
So happy with our Hoon Juice, fantastic accompianing letter too
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Julie
Bought as a gift for my sons. Not opened yet but they were thrilled. They adore the characters in the books
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Crystie
Product safely arrived. Wonderful packaging. The Hoon letter was a laugh out loud 😁 funny.ordered 2 bottles and were very pleased with the look of the bottle and extras included. Thanks
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Clare Crane
Not a whisky fan notmally but really liked this. The bottle and pouch are so fun as is the notes and recipe included. Fans will get a real kick out of the whole thing. Well worth the money
