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Haw, cancer! Yer tea's oot!

  • Blended Malt Scotch Whisky
  • Flat 50cl / Flat 20cl / Round 50cl / Round (black) 50cl
  • 46% abv
  • Salty butter
  • Spicy beeswax
  • Malted Bacon
  • Charred marshmallow

Haw, cancer! Yer tea's oot!
Andy & Drew
  • Custom blended whisky

    Your virtual blend is handcrafted for real by drawing from our casks

  • Close up of custom label blurb
    Personalised label

    High quality label, complete with copper foil finishings

  • Burlap gift sack

    Comes in a lovely wee, durable, pale blue, jute bag

  • Some wee extras

    A note of your blend recipe, along with a certificate of blending, and more..

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£59.99